Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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