- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A baby seal walks into a club...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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