What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Someone told me about this website.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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