What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Avery has crabs.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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