9/11/01 walks into a bar

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Anti jokes.

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The Economy

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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jack shine has boobs

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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