What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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WNBA

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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