Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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666 im christian

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Steve Jobs.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your Mom

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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