Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Knock knock. Come in.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Get in the van

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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