how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

ollie is a fag so are you

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Women's Rights

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Woman's Rights.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Benevolent villain.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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