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My sister has to take a dump

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What's 1+1? 4.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

I dislike old people.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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