What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Ancient Greeks rights

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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