Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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The WNBA.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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