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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This joke isnt funny.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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