- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Black people

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

steves legs

An Irishman stays home

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Indeed.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

. Deez nuts Ok

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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