What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Windows Vista

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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