What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Dear John,

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Men's rights.

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i heart wiener

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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