- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A black man killed someone

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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