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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

Your mom.

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

God.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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