What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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