i have 2 penises

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Kate

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Obamacare!

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why....... Because.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

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