Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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