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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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