- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Justin Bieber

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

cheese

Jasper sucks.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

...and I'm a Mormon.

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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