2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Pickle!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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