What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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