Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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