Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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