What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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