- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

2+2= 478

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Knock Knock! Come in.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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