Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

A fat man on a moped

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

whats annoying and black? black people

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

pedophile

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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