Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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