whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Anti Joke

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