There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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my bubbles!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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The NBA lockout

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Yee

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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88

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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