- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Please? No.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

leon harney ya pikey

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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