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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it