What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Your Mom

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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