- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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