- Anti Joke

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

womens rights.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex