Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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