why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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