- Anti Joke

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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