Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Women's rights

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Cheese stick

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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