- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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