Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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You have cancer

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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