Tony Romo

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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