- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

women rights

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Breast cancer.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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