What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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