I am on a escalator.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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LOL May Wong

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