- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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