- Anti Joke

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

F? No k

I never asked for this.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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